function mstory1(thisName, thisHome, thisTreas, thisGuideName, thisGuidePic) {
      var thisStory = " ";
      
      var MadLib1 = [ "hip-length black leather trench coat", "black and orange striped thigh-high stockings", "skin-tight vinyl cat suit", "green and red elf costume" ];
      var i = genRandomKey(MadLib1.length);
      
      var MadLib2 = [ "ridiculous garment", "sleek fabric", "skimpy cloth", "torturous outfit" ];
      var j = genRandomKey(MadLib2.length);
      
      var MadLib3 = [ "hard, black rocks", "icy stones", "cool grass", "burning sand" ];
      var k = genRandomKey(MadLib3.length);
      
      var MadLib4 = [ "Lost Inca Volcano", "Canyon of the Crescent Quartz", "Sea of Sorcery", "Crocodile Alley" ];
      var l = genRandomKey(MadLib4.length);
      
      var MadLib5 = [ "rickety raft", "broken down motorcycle", "flaming chariot", "forgotten skateboard" ];
      var m = genRandomKey(MadLib5.length);
            
      var MadLib6 = [ "goddess of virility", "god of corn growers", "princess of vegans", "lord of grapes" ];
      var q = genRandomKey(MadLib6.length);
      
      var MadLib7 = [ "molten lava", "bubbling molasses", "frozen wasteland", "festering swamp" ];
      var r = genRandomKey(MadLib7.length);
      
      //var MadLib8 = [ "doll-face", "tinkerbell", "pet", "slim", "professor" ];
      //var r = genRandomKey(MadLib8.length); thisTreas
      
      var MadLib9 = [ "blood-sucking Amazon women", "Twelve Tribes of Israel", "Atalantean Warriors", "Falcon-worshiping Naga of Northwest India", "spear-wielding Zulu hunting party" ];
      var p = genRandomKey(MadLib9.length);
      
      var MadLib10 = [ "to prove the theory of the purple M&M", "to see my face on a Wheaties' Box", "to prove to my father I could finish a project", "to free the house-bound kittens of the world" ];
      var e = genRandomKey(MadLib10.length);
      
      var MadLib11 = [ "belt buckle", "shirt button", "cell phone", "bicep" ];
      var n = genRandomKey(MadLib11.length);
      
      var MadLib12 = [ "shimmering gems", "burning sapphires", "white-hot coals", "fathomless pupils"  ];
      var o = genRandomKey(MadLib12.length);
      
      var MadLib13 = [ "unhooked her bra strap", "slid the Kevlar vest from her torso", "removed the leather handcuffs from her wrists", "took the padded cups out of her bra" ];
      var s = genRandomKey(MadLib13.length);
      
      // Add welcome
      thisStory += welcomeMessage(thisName, thisTreas, thisHome, thisGuideName);

      // Display image
      thisStory += '<img src="' + thisGuidePic + '" /><br />';
      
      // Complete the story
      thisStory += '<p><i>';
      thisStory += '"Whoa," ' + thisName + ' said. "What do you think you\'re doing?"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisGuideName + ' ignored his comment and stripped out of her ';
      thisStory += MadLib1[i] + '. The ' + MadLib2[j] + ' landed with a pat against the ';
      thisStory += MadLib3[k] + '. "There\'s no way we can cross the ' + MadLib4[l];
      thisStory += ' dressed like this. It would insult the gods. Our only option is ';
      thisStory += 'to strip off our clothes, strap ourselves together on this ';
      thisStory += MadLib5[m] + ' and pray to the ' + MadLib6[q] + ' that we make it through ';
      thisStory += 'this part of this quest."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisName + ' liked a near-naked woman as much as the next guy, ';
      thisStory += 'and the thought of her hard little body pressed up against his ';
      thisStory += 'did wicked things to his blood, but even that wasn\'t enough ';
      thisStory += 'to get him to put his family jewels on display anywhere near ';
      thisStory += 'that ' + MadLib7[r] + '. "And if we don\'t?"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisGuideName + '\'s eyes darkened. "Then the ' + thisTreas + ' will';
      thisStory += ' be lost to the ' + MadLib9[p] + ' forever. Can you live with ';
      thisStory += 'yourself if that happens?"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Hell, yeah," he tossed back. "All I wanted it for was ';
      thisStory += MadLib10[e] + '. The question is, can you? I\'m afraid you\'ll have ';
      thisStory += 'to sweeten the deal a whole lot more to get me to change my mind."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Blasted rogue," she sputtered. "I knew I never should have ';
      thisStory += 'trusted you." But her eyes slid to the hand that hovered on ';
      thisStory += 'his ' + MadLib11[n] + '. And with fire in those ' + MadLib12[o] + ', she ';
      thisStory += MadLib13[s] + ' and let the garment float to the ground on a whisper.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'Oh, man. His blood shot up ten thousand degrees. ' + '<span style="text-transform:capitalize">' + MadLib7[r] + '</span>, here we come.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Now," she said as she rolled her sexy shoulders. "What were you saying again?"</i></p>';
      
      
      return thisStory;
      
   }
   
   function mstory2(thisName, thisHome, thisTreas, thisGuideName, thisGuidePic) {
      var thisStory = "";

      var MadLib1 = [ "bunny pirates", "brain-dead bimbos", "bleach-blond zombies", "porn-star wanna-bes" ];
      var i = genRandomKey(MadLib1.length);
      
      var MadLib2 = [ "Frederick of Hollywood-style barely-there bikini", "grass skirt and coconut shell bra", "Dallas Cowboy cheerleading outfit", "chaps and a cowgirl hat" ];
      var j = genRandomKey(MadLib2.length);
      
      var MadLib3 = [ "scorch skin", "fry an egg", "boil water", "drive a man insane" ];
      var k = genRandomKey(MadLib3.length);
      
      var MadLib4 = [ "club", "spear", "bow and arrow", "knife" ];
      var l = genRandomKey(MadLib4.length);
      
      var MadLib5 = [ "Louisville Slugger", "javelin", "surfboard", "broomstick" ];
      var m = genRandomKey(MadLib5.length);
            
      var MadLib6 = [ "peek-a-boo skirt", "nurse's outfit", "hot shorts", "sarong" ];
      var q = genRandomKey(MadLib6.length);
      
      var MadLib7 = [ "high tops", "four-inch stripper shoes", "silver-beaded sandals", "hot-pink painted toes" ];
      var r = genRandomKey(MadLib7.length);
      
      var MadLib9 = [ "to set the virgins of Madrid free", "to rescue the wrongly imprisoned queen of France", "to stop global warming", "to end world hunger" ];
      var p = genRandomKey(MadLib9.length);
                  
      // Add welcome
      thisStory += welcomeMessage(thisName, thisTreas, thisHome, thisGuideName);
      
      // Display image
      thisStory += '<img src="' + thisGuidePic + '" /><br />';
      
      // Complete the story.
      thisStory += '<p><i>';
      thisStory += '"You can\'t be serious," ' + thisName + ' asked.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Deadly serious," ' + thisGuideName + ' replied. "It\'s ';
      thisStory += 'the ' + MadLib1[i] + ' or me."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisName + ' glanced toward the twenty or so playmate-quality ';
      thisStory += 'vixens standing thigh-deep in the swirling surf, the ones ';
      thisStory += 'he\'d finally tracked down after months of searching. ';
      thisStory += 'Each one wore a ' + MadLib2[j] + ' hot enough to ';
      thisStory += MadLib3[k] + ' and held a ' + MadLib4[l] + ' the size of a ';
      thisStory += MadLib5[m] + '. There was plenty of mean in their eyes and ';
      thisStory += 'a whole lotta lust.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'He\'d heard rumors of the way they killed a man. ';
      thisStory += 'In a pack. With no mercy. How they tortured him ';
      thisStory += 'first. Sexually. In any and every way he wanted. ';
      thisStory += 'Watching them here, now, he had to admit, if he ';
      thisStory += 'was gonna go out, he couldn\'t think of a better ';
      thisStory += 'way to go about it.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Well?" ' + thisGuideName + ' asked.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'His gaze slid back her way. To the short little ';
      thisStory += MadLib6[q] + ' barely covering her sexy legs and the ';
      thisStory += MadLib7[r] + ' on her cute little feet. Dammit, the ';
      thisStory += thisTreas + ' wasn\'t worth a decision like this. Even if he ';
      thisStory += 'needed it ' + MadLib9[p] + '. But </i>she<i> just might be.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'What was a man to do?</i></p>';
      
      return thisStory;
      
   }
   
   function mstory3(thisName, thisHome, thisTreas, thisGuideName, thisGuidePic) {
      var thisStory = "";
      
      var MadLib1 = [ "cliff", "raging river", "frozen glacier", "roaring waterfall" ];
      var i = genRandomKey(MadLib1.length);
      
      var MadLib2 = [ "Attila the Hun and his", "Hannibal Lector and his", "Darth Vader and his", "Kathy Bates and her" ];
      var j = genRandomKey(MadLib2.length);
      
      var MadLib3 = [ "band of merry men", "battalion of grunting orcs", "sea of identical clones", "staff of pain-inflicting nurses" ];
      var k = genRandomKey(MadLib3.length);
      
      var MadLib4 = [ "crack in the cave wall", "whispering forest", "rock-walled tunnel", "crumbling house" ];
      var l = genRandomKey(MadLib4.length);
      
      var MadLib5 = [ "limestone shelf", "gravel driveway", "mossy rocks", "icy ground" ];
      var m = genRandomKey(MadLib5.length);
            
      var MadLib6 = [ "milk from a jug", "silly putty", "water from a bucket", "honey from a jar" ];
      var q = genRandomKey(MadLib6.length);
      
      var MadLib8 = [ "Indiana Jones", "James Bond", "Cortez", "Han Solo" ];
      var r = genRandomKey(MadLib8.length);
      
      var MadLib9 = [ "9MM", "machine gun", "twenty-two", "grenade-launcher" ];
      var p = genRandomKey(MadLib9.length);
      
      var MadLib10 = [ "rat-bastard", "womanizer", "lying heart-breaker", "treasure-hunter" ];
      var e = genRandomKey(MadLib10.length);
  
      // Add welcome
      thisStory += welcomeMessage(thisName, thisTreas, thisHome, thisGuideName);

      // Display image
      thisStory += '<img src="' + thisGuidePic + '" /><br />';
      
      // Complete the story
      thisStory += '<p><i>';
      thisStory += '"Can you swim?"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Swim?" ' + thisName + ' shot a glare over his shoulder at ';
      thisStory += thisGuideName + ', standing on the edge of the ';
      thisStory += MadLib1[i] + '. Fifty feet below, raging water ';
      thisStory += 'roared and churned like a pissed off lover.  She, ';
      thisStory += 'being pretty much the same after their little tryst ';
      thisStory += 'last night, didn\'t look much better.  "Of course I ';
      thisStory += 'can swim. But what the hell does that have to do ';
      thisStory += 'with anything?"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'Horrific screams and the sounds of pounding feet ';
      thisStory += 'brought both of their heads around. ' + MadLib2[j];
      thisStory += ' ' + MadLib3[k] + ' poured out of the ' + MadLib4[l];
      thisStory += ' and spilled onto the ' + MadLib5[m] + ' like ';
      thisStory += MadLib6[q] + ' where they stood arguing.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Oh, holy hell," ' + thisName + ' muttered. "This ';
      thisStory += 'was not what I signed up for when I hired you to ';
      thisStory += 'help me find the ' + thisTreas + '. All I wanted was a ';
      thisStory += 'hot guide, a little jungle sex and some fortune and ';
      thisStory += 'glory like ' + MadLib8[r] + '! Was that too much to ask for?"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Apparently," ' + thisGuideName + ' said, pulling the ';
      thisStory += MadLib9[p] + ' from the holster at her waist. "At the moment ';
      thisStory += 'you\'re going to get none of that, you no good ';
      thisStory += MadLib10[e] + '. Don\'t come any closer!" she hollered at the mob.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'She shot ' + thisName + ' a withering look. "Would ';
      thisStory += 'you just jump already!"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisName + ' glanced back down at the water far below. ';
      thisStory += 'No way he was going to let a woman save his skin and ';
      thisStory += 'order him around like some pansy-assed wimp. Not when ';
      thisStory += 'she was the one who\'d totally screwed things up. ';
      thisStory += 'Especially not after last night. "Why don\'t you just--"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Attack!"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'The mob charged. And gunshots echoed as ' + thisGuideName;
      thisStory += ' fired with excellent precision into the crowd, taking ';
      thisStory += 'down the first round of ' + MadLib3[k] + ', covering his ';
      thisStory += 'escape. Her muscles flexed and strained with her ';
      thisStory += 'movements, drawing his attention, reminding him of ';
      thisStory += 'the many ways she\'d moved last night.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'His blood pulsed.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'On second thought, what was wrong with letting her ';
      thisStory += 'cover his ass anytime she wanted???</i></p>';

      return thisStory;
            
   }
   
   function mstory4(thisName, thisHome, thisTreas, thisGuideName, thisGuidePic) {
      var thisStory = "";
         
      var MadLib2 = [ "the terrorists will detonate the bomb and thousands of people will die", "there will be no more olives left on earth", "the polar ice caps will melt", "wooly mammoths will rise from the dead to trample the land" ];
      var j = genRandomKey(MadLib2.length);
      
      var MadLib3 = [ "the Seven Mythological Tribes of Ireland", "the Wicked Witch of the West", "the Hero with a Thousand Faces", "King Minos and his Minotaur" ];
      var k = genRandomKey(MadLib3.length);
      
      var MadLib4 = [ "her top teeth sank into her full bottom lip", "she brushed her curly hair back from her face", "wiped a hand across her sweaty brow", "twirled the ring on her index finger" ];
      var l = genRandomKey(MadLib4.length);
      
      var MadLib5 = [ "pushed him away", "kicked his ass", "bit his neck", "handcuffed him" ];
      var m = genRandomKey(MadLib5.length);
            
      var MadLib6 = [ "small crystal vial", "clear glass tube", "pint-sized Coca-cola bottle", "sample-sized Starbucks paper cup" ];
      var q = genRandomKey(MadLib6.length);
      
      var MadLib7 = [ "eyes", "Fedora hat", "adam's apple", "lips" ];
      var r = genRandomKey(MadLib7.length);
        
      // Add welcome
      thisStory += welcomeMessage(thisName, thisTreas, thisHome, thisGuideName);

      // Display image
      thisStory += '<img src="' + thisGuidePic + '" /><br />';
      
      // Complete the story
      thisStory += '<p><i>';
      thisStory += '"We\'re running out of options," ' + thisGuideName;
      thisStory += ' said. "If we don\'t find the ' + thisTreas + ' soon, ' + MadLib2[j] + '."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"If we don\'t go back now," ' + thisName;
      thisStory += ' tossed back, "<span style="text-transform:capitalize">';
      thisStory += MadLib3[k] + '</span> will be upon us in ';
      thisStory += 'no time. That\'ll make your little doomsday ';
      thisStory += 'seem like nothing."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisGuideName + ' looked out over the rolling green ';
      thisStory += 'fields of her homeland. "Not so mythological after ';
      thisStory += 'all," she muttered. Indecision ran across her sleek features ';
      thisStory += 'as ' + MadLib4[l] + ' in a way that sent all the ';
      thisStory += 'blood in his head shooting due south. "There is one other way."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisName + '\'s eyebrows lifted in surprise. She couldn\'t ';
      thisStory += 'possibly be thinking what he thought she was thinking. Not ';
      thisStory += 'after the ways she\'d ' + MadLib5[m] + ' last night.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'She opened the satchel and pulled out the ' + MadLib6[q];
      thisStory += ' before he could ask. "You could drink this."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'She was thinking the same thing. Holy Mother of...<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"If you do," she said quickly, "then ' + MadLib3[k];
      thisStory += ' won\'t be able to pinpoint our location."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"If I drink that," he countered, "I won\'t be able ';
      thisStory += 'to control my...impulses. Especially where you\'re ';
      thisStory += 'concerned. You know what will happen. Between us..."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'Her heated gaze slid down his body, from the top of his ';
      thisStory += 'head to the tips of his worn boots, then slowly resettled ';
      thisStory += 'on his ' + MadLib7[r] + '. "I know. But if it\'ll save the ';
      thisStory += 'world..." She shrugged, and her cheeks turned the slightest ';
      thisStory += 'shade of pink as she bit into her lip again. "I suppose ';
      thisStory += 'I could sacrifice myself for that end. The question is, can you?"</i></p>';

      return thisStory;
            
   }
   
   function mstory5(thisName, thisHome, thisTreas, thisGuideName, thisGuidePic) {
      var thisStory = "";
         
      var MadLib1 = [ "rain", "storms", "sun;" ];
      var i = genRandomKey(MadLib1.length);
      
      var MadLib2 = [ "phone-sex goddess", "siren", "velvety", "sugar-sweet" ];
      var j = genRandomKey(MadLib2.length);
      
      var MadLib3 = [ "Inuit", "Inca", "Amazon", "Zulu" ];
      var k = genRandomKey(MadLib3.length);
      
      var MadLib4 = [ "sexy siren", "kick-ass guide", "machete-wielding Barbie doll", "hard-bodied G.I. Jane" ];
      var l = genRandomKey(MadLib4.length);
      
      //var MadLib5 = [ "Armor of Achilles", "the Argo", "the Tablet of Destiny", "the Fountain of Youth" ];
      //var m = genRandomKey(MadLib5.length);
            
      var MadLib6 = [ "prove to the world he was the real-life Indiana Jones", "regenerate his hair growth and get rid of this darn bald spot", "finally know the secret ingredient in the Cinnabon cinnamon roll", "rid the world of superheroes forever" ];
      var q = genRandomKey(MadLib6.length);
      
      var MadLib7 = [ "Sahara desert", "ice fields of Siberia", " Mediterranean Sea", "Andes Mountains" ];
      var m = genRandomKey(MadLib7.length); 
      
      var MadLib8 = [ "cat", "almond-shaped", "coal-black", "brilliant emerald" ];
      var r = genRandomKey(MadLib8.length); 
      
      var MadLib9 = [ "small mud hut", "teepee", "igloo", "a telephone booth" ];
      var p = genRandomKey(MadLib9.length);
      
      var MadLib10 = [ "spears", "clubs", "sticks", "icicles" ];
      var e = genRandomKey(MadLib10.length);
      
      var MadLib11 = [ "filet him like a fish", "skewer him like a shish-kabob", "roast him like a turkey" ];
      var n = genRandomKey(MadLib11.length);
      
      var MadLib12 = [ "sinister grin", "licentious stare", " anticipatory smile"  ];
      var o = genRandomKey(MadLib12.length);    
        
      // Add welcome
      thisStory += welcomeMessage(thisName, thisTreas, thisHome, thisGuideName);

      // Display image
      thisStory += '<img src="' + thisGuidePic + '" /><br />';
      
      // Complete the story
      thisStory += '<p><i>';
      thisStory += '"He says they\'re to make a virginal sacrifice tonight ';
      thisStory += 'to appease Aruni, one of their gods," ' + thisGuideName;
      thisStory += ' whispered in his ear. "In order to bring back the ';
      thisStory += MadLib1[i] + ' these people need so badly. Looks like ';
      thisStory += 'you\'re the closest thing they can find to a virgin, huh?" ';
      thisStory += 'He felt her smug eyes slide over his backside. "I guess ';
      thisStory += 'they could do worse."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'Virgin? Sacrifice? Yeah, like </i>that<i> wasn\'t the biggest ';
      thisStory += 'oxymoron out there.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisName + ' frowned at the humor in ' + thisGuideName;
      thisStory += '\'s ' + MadLib2[j] + ' voice as he looked out over the ';
      thisStory += 'sea of ' + MadLib3[k] + ' warriors congregated in the ';
      thisStory += 'middle of the stone temple. All were staring up at them ';
      thisStory += 'and the tribe\'s chief, standing just to their left near ';
      thisStory += 'the altar, waiting for the show to begin.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'How the hell had he gotten into this position in the first ';
      thisStory += 'place? All he\'d done was hire the ' + MadLib4[l];
      thisStory += ' to lead him to the ' + thisTreas + ' so he could ';
      thisStory += MadLib6[q] + '. Since that first day she\'d done nothing ';
      thisStory += 'but bust his balls on their journey across the ' + MadLib7[m];
      thisStory += ' and fire up his libido every time she slanted those ';
      thisStory += MadLib8[r] + ' eyes his way. And now she\'d negotiated his way ';
      thisStory += 'into a virginal sacrifice? Screw that...<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Ama zahir kalim," the chief announced in a booming voice that ';
      thisStory += 'sent them both looking his way. He pointed at ';
      thisStory += thisName + ' with a knobby finger, then at ' + thisGuideName;
      thisStory += '. With a shake of his head, he angled his chin toward a ';
      thisStory += MadLib9[p] + ' a hundred yards from the temple.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Whacha luka?" ' + thisGuideName + ' asked in the same ';
      thisStory += 'mysterious language.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"Nomen," the chief answered in a firm voice.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'The color drained from ' + thisGuideName + '\'s face.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += '"What?" ' + thisName + ' asked, sensing something was ';
      thisStory += 'suddenly wrong. "What did he say?"<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'She swallowed. Hard. And her hands trembled as she pressed ';
      thisStory += 'them together. "He said..." She glanced out at the warriors, ';
      thisStory += 'each one slowly lifting the ' + MadLib10[e] + ' they ';
      thisStory += 'held and pointing toward the mud hut like the chief. A low ';
      thisStory += 'chant started in the crowd, and gradually grew louder, ';
      thisStory += 'though what they chanted, ' + thisName + ' didn\'t know. ';
      thisStory += '"He said...we have to go into the hut. That the ';
      thisStory += 'sacrifice...will take place there."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'Were they going to eat him? Drain the blood from his body? ';
      thisStory += 'He wasn\'t sure. But one thing was certain...moments ago ';
      thisStory += 'they were going to ' + MadLib11[n] + ' out here on this ';
      thisStory += 'alter. Now he was getting privacy? Something didn\'t add up.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'His eyes narrowed. "What kind of sacrifice is this again? ';
      thisStory += 'A virginal sacrifice to the god of ' + MadLib1[i] + '? ';
      thisStory += 'That chief has to know I\'m no..."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'Her face turned bright red. "Um...I was a little bit wrong ';
      thisStory += 'about that. My translation\'s not so great as it turns out." ';
      thisStory += 'She wrung her hands together. Took two steps back. "It seems ';
      thisStory += 'it\'s not the god of ' + MadLib1[i] + ' after all. It\'s ';
      thisStory += 'to the goddess of fertility. And we\'re both supposed ';
      thisStory += 'to...sacrifice." The tips of her ears turned as red as her ';
      thisStory += 'face. "To...each other. To bring fertility back to their land."<br /><br />';

      thisStory += thisName + '\'s eyebrows shot up as understanding dawned. ';
      thisStory += 'He looked toward the chief, saw the ' + MadLib12[o];
      thisStory += ' on the old man\'s face and his eager nod toward the ';
      thisStory += MadLib9[p] + '. And a slow tingling slid down ' + thisName;
      thisStory += '\'s chest at the thought of his sassy guide sacrificing ';
      thisStory += 'herself to him. By choice or not.<br /><br />';

      thisStory += 'Now this was his kind of ceremony. Suddenly, ';
      thisStory += thisGuideName + '\'s lousy navigational error that had ';
      thisStory += 'let them to this twisted ' + MadLib3[k] + ' tribe didn\'t ';
      thisStory += 'seem like such a bad thing after all.</i></p>';
  
      return thisStory;
            
   }